You say Ho Chi Minh City; I say Saigon. Ho Chi Minh City. Saigon…

By |2018-02-12T06:34:25+00:00February 28th, 2015|Food and drink, Travel|

One. You say Saigon….

Really, it doesn’t matter what you call it. Saigon will always be “Saigon” to me, but I get that there’s a history, and I get that…. No. Seriously, fuck it: no city name should have five syllables! Vietnamese history is complex enough without adding three extra syllables.

Don’t get me wrong: I mean absolutely no disrespect, and I think Ho Chi Minh was an admirable man who deserves the recognition he … deserves. But five syllables—nuh-uh!

My sense is that you are not going to offend anyone by using either “Saigon” (Sài Gòn) or “Ho Chi Minh City” (Thành phố Hồ Chí Minh). Hell, half the buildings and businesses are called Saigon-something-or-other. The airport call-sign is still SGN, the river is still the Saigon River, it’s the Saigon Train Station, and so on.

Just use some sense. If your Củ Chi tunnels guide is clearly from the north, is standing next to one of the traps, and uses “Ho Chi Minh City,” then be nice and do the same.

If you’re going to lose nose skin over it, then you probably shouldn’t have come in the first place.

Thuy Nguyen

Thuy Nguyen is a friend, and also a fabulous guide. She brought the tour through the Củ Chi tunnels to life in a way that was poignant and respectful of both sides. Not an easy feat! Here, she’s describing one of the hidden punji stick traps.

Củ Chi tunnels

This is one of the trap demos. The top spins on its axis.

Another trap

There were a slew of these traps throughout the tour. The Vietnamese didn’t have our budget for the war, and so they improvised, with deadly creativity.

Two. Xe ôm

Forget traditional taxis. Unless it’s raining, but even then, the rains in Saigon tend to come and go quickly. Sit back down, have another coffee, and wait ’til it stops. Saigon Time is relative, anyway, and follows the French tradition of being fashionably—and frequently appallingly—late. You’ll be glad you waited because otherwise, you’d miss out on a whole lot o’ fun: xe ôm is the only way to fly!

Trish with my favourite xe om driver, getting ready for her first ride.

I didn’t take a single Vespa cab where the driver wasn’t super nice, helpful, and fair.

Trish hesitated for a nano-second about what to hold on to. Driver just laughed, reached back, and placed her arms firmly around his middle, and off we went!!

Trish’s first ride, safe and sound at my favourite French restaurant in Saigon, L’Essentiel!

Xe ôm (pronounced say-ohm; mnemonic: Say, ‘ome!) are Vespa taxis. My understanding is that xe ôm means “motorbike hug,” or “hug the driver.” Either way, it’s a great term! Xe ôm are nimble and they’re a great way to meet kids! (You know, at traffic lights; kids find farang on bikes highly amusing). Before you know it, you’ll have learned that Saigon traffic isn’t the mayhem you first thought it was on your way in from the aeroport. Well, it is, but there’s a method in the madness. Truly.

Also, there’s the cool factor. Like the first time you canter bareback on a horse (ask a horse friend; they’ll understand), that moment when you realize that you don’t need to hold on for dear life and you can sit back and relax like a pro.

2 Comments

  1. Rhoda Miller March 1, 2015 at 3:50 pm - Reply

    Kim, Love your high tech go-aheads design. Just read your Saigon–or is it Ho Chi Minh City–blog and soaked in every word. I look up now and then to clue Maryann in on my latest chuckle and then I’m reabsorbed back into your story. Really looking forward to your ongoing stories!

  2. katadventures February 28, 2015 at 4:41 pm - Reply

    Beautiful new layout. Really great stories!!

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